Thought of the day:

It would be so awesome to be a movie critic. You know, to get paid to watch movies all day and then give your opinions of them like nobody's business sounds like a total dream job.

But alas, I am a horrible writer with a strange taste in movies and would never be able to make it into any theatre playing a thriller/horror/scary/gory movie. If I were to ever become a movie critic, I would only ever get to write for F-list magazines like J-14 and Bop (are they still being published? I used to read them when I was 9/10ish...) reviewing sappy romantic comedies starring actors like Freddie Prinze Jr. and Brittany Murphy (post Girl, Interrupted).

How sad.